Captain Raymond Jacob Holt Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 Hello all, this is Captain Raymond Holt of the 99th Precinct, Brooklyn, New York. I am looking for experienced veterans of police, military and investigative work. We will be taking down the Dauntless Criminal Network, spearheaded by the elusive John Kramer, the scary Slender Man, and the terrifying Siren Head. I have already tasked myself in taking down John Kramer, but I need someone to assist me with Slender Man and Siren Head. Criteria for recruitment: - Must be over the age of 18. - Must be professional in conduct. - Must have access to a gun. - Must be somewhat intelligent. Please and thank you. Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt of the 99th Precinct, Brooklyn, New York. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detective Sherlock Holmes Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 Hello Captain Raymond Holt of the 99th Precinct, Brooklyn, New York. I, the infamous Sherlock Holmes has seen your call to arms and wish to inform you that your voice has been heard! I believe my expertise in tracking, acrobatics and solving rubix cubes, makes me a perfect counter to the scary Slenderman. Do not worry, his illusive 8 hidden pages will soon be in my possession. Yours truly, Sherlock Holmes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Raymond Jacob Holt Posted November 11, 2023 Author Share Posted November 11, 2023 Just now, Detective Sherlock Holmes said: Hello Captain Raymond Holt of the 99th Precinct, Brooklyn, New York. I, the infamous Sherlock Holmes has seen your call to arms and wish to inform you that your voice has been heard! I believe my expertise in tracking, acrobatics and solving rubix cubes, makes me a perfect counter to the scary Slenderman. Do not worry, his illusive 8 hidden pages will soon be in my possession. Yours truly, Sherlock Holmes Hello, this is Captain Raymond Holt of the 99th Precinct, Brooklyn, New York. Thank you for your assistance, Detective Sherlock Holmes of London, UK. We will surely make an effective team. I will assign you the investigation into Slender Man. Good hunting! Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt of the 99th Precinct, Brooklyn, New York. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian Pimento Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 Evening Captain, this is Richard D. Grimes from the King County, Georgia deputy office. I believe to be an invaluable asset to your ongoing investigation regarding the "Elusive" John Kramer, the "Scary" Slender Man and "Terrifying" Siren Head. I have years of experience in the force and I believe I'd be the perfect fit to hunt down this Siren Head. Rick signing out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Raymond Jacob Holt Posted November 11, 2023 Author Share Posted November 11, 2023 Just now, Richard D. Grimes said: Evening Captain, this is Richard D. Grimes from the King County, Georgia deputy office. I believe to be an invaluable asset to your ongoing investigation regarding the "Elusive" John Kramer, the "Scary" Slender Man and "Terrifying" Siren Head. I have years of experience in the force and I believe I'd be the perfect fit to hunt down this Siren Head. Rick signing out. Hello, this is Captain Raymond Holt of the 99th Precinct, Brooklyn, New York. We appreciate your post and will happily accept you, Mr. Grimes. I am unable to find any official record of your police enlistment and tenure at Kings County, but I did find evidence that you did your training in Pink Hooker, Oklahoma. I will gracefully assign you to hunt down the creature known as Siren Head, Officer Rick Grimes of Pink Hooker, Oklahoma. Welcome to SHITF. Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt of the 99th Precinct, Brooklyn, New York. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kramer Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 (edited) Good evening Captain Raymond Holt of the 99th Precinct, Brooklyn, New York, I have discovered your plan to bring justice to me, the "Scary" Slender Man and the "Terrifying" Siren Head. Your greatest efforts will not bring my elusive traps, Slender Mans 8 pages, and Siren Heads acoustic lures to a stop, and never will. If your not careful, you may find your canine companion Cheddar and your husband (Kevin Cozner) Kevin Cozner (your husband) in one of my new super evil traps!!!!!!!! -John Kramer signing off. Edited November 11, 2023 by John Kramer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Raymond Jacob Holt Posted November 11, 2023 Author Share Posted November 11, 2023 5 minutes ago, John Kramer said: Good evening Captain Raymond Holt of the 99th Precinct, Brooklyn, New York, I have discovered your plan to bring justice to me, The scary Slender Man and the terrifying Siren Head. Your greatest efforts will not bring my elusive traps, Slender Mans 8 pages, and Siren Heads acoustic lures to a stop, and never will. If your not careful, you may find your canine companion Cheddar and your husband (Kevin Cozner) Kevin Cozner (your husband) in one of my new super evil traps!!!!!!!! -John Kramer signing off. This is Captain Raymond Holt of the 99th Precinct, Brooklyn, New York. Dear John Kramer of the infamous Saw Franchise, FUCK OFF (respectfully), My SHITF Team will hunt you down, along with your pansy sidekicks Slender Man (he is slim) and Siren head (he is very loud). You stand no chance, and Cheddar will be delivering the final blow. Of that you can be sure! My (Kevin) husband (kevin), will (cozner) fuck you up (respectfully my husband). Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt of the 99th Precinct, Brooklyn, New York. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slender Man Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 Hey all Slender (man) Man here. i wish you all the best of luck in tracking down my elusive 8 pages. if you are ever feeling stuck please feel free to reach out to i (slender man) for a hint. happy hunting. -Slender man out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siren Head Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 Download (8).mp4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEBASTIAN YARRICK Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 HEY RAYMOND THIS IS SEBASTIAN YARRICK OF THE ASTRA MILITARUM ARMAGEDDON DEPARTMENT I HAVE SOME BILLION SOLDIERS AWAITING YOUR COMMAND The Imperium waits in anticipation for your acceptance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Raymond Jacob Holt Posted November 14, 2023 Author Share Posted November 14, 2023 1 minute ago, SEBASTIAN YARRICK said: HEY RAYMOND THIS IS SEBASTIAN YARRICK OF THE ASTRA MILITARUM ARMAGEDDON DEPARTMENT I HAVE SOME BILLION SOLDIERS AWAITING YOUR COMMAND The Imperium waits in anticipation for your acceptance. Hello, this is Captain Raymond Holt of the 99th Precinct, Brooklyn, New York. The SHITF Team will happily accept you and your billions of loyal soldiers. It might be a bit overkill but oh well. I will assign you and ALL of your men to multiple investigations simultaneously, including the newly discovered Jason Voorhees. Please inform this 'Imperium' that this is simply an investigation into a rogue group of serial killers and not Armageddon! Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt of the 99th Precinct, Brooklyn, New York. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEBASTIAN YARRICK Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 HEY RAYMOND THE IMPERIUM IS SATISFIED WITH YOUR REPLY THE DEPLOYMENT SHALL BEGIN EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY In God-Emperor we trust this Jason Voorhees will be brought to justice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slender Man Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 Hey guys slender man here. It makes me so happy to see a billion people out to collect my 8 pages. Happy hunting. -Slender man out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEBASTIAN YARRICK Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 (edited) HEY SLENDER MAN FUCK YOU. Edited November 14, 2023 by SEBASTIAN YARRICK 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slender Man Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 Hey now cool it with the language buddy it's unbecoming. now if you are feeling frustrated over not being able to find my 8 hidden pages its all good man just ask me for a hint. - Slender man out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEBASTIAN YARRICK Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 HEY SLENDER MAN IT WAS UNWISE OF ME TO INSULT SUCH A WORTHY ADVERSARY THE ENTIRE ASTRA MILITARUM IS BEING DEPLOYED TO FIND YOUR 8 HIDDEN PAGES With the grace of the God-Emperor these pages shall be found and burnt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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